[IWE] $2T in Retirement Funds Lost

[Ashton Brown]

-- so far -- -- -- (as of ~ 1 PM PST.)

Heard en passant, over the æther.

(A mere bagatelle, I wot, in Econ-/science/ vernacular, given the $51T 
(or is it nearer 60 now?) in unfunded mandates, sinking-debenture 
allopathic Let's-Privatize-Soc-Sec non-specified liabilities (and 
matters over which one should not worry one's pretty-little head, as 
these are all handled by differentialequationsexactlydescribingthe 
velocity-of-money)) - and We Would Not Understand.

Tish ...

IgNobel candidate, next -- a Group Prize? - also with longest title yet:
The Murican Peepul and Their Fondness for Regimes Which Steal All Their 
Work and Keep the Booty While Saying It Isn't So
(And They Believe This Over and Over and)

{{ Spontaneous bedlam; white ties being ripped off, flung into handy 
nearby decolletages }}

yea -- yeay - *YEAY* !!!

Gentlemen!
PLEASE! - - - -  no cheering in the Booby Prize Room !!!