[EC] FWD:TELPHONE JOKES
Russel
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Sat, 15 Feb 2003 02:51:32 -0000
<html><head><title> Jokeline Gold - The ultimate prank call!</title><meta name="Prank Calls" content="pranks,prank,call,calls,prank calls,april fool,practical joke,practical jokes."></head><body bgcolor="#A1A1F2"><p align="center"><span style="font-size:36pt;"><font face="Century Gothic" color="red"><b>Jokeline Gold </b></font></span><span style="font-size:22pt;"><font face="Century Gothic" color="black">- </font><font face="Century Gothic" color="#4614B8"><b>The Ultimate Prank</b></font></span></p><p align="center"><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=2> </FONT></p><P align="left"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="5"><u><b><tt>Instructions</tt></b></u></FONT><p align="left"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="5"><tt>1 Call</tt></FONT><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="#FF0033" size="5"><tt>
09067 380 080</tt></FONT></p><p align="left"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="5"><tt>2 Choose the prank (Eg. Tax inspector)</tt></FONT></p><p align="left"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="5"><tt>3 Enter your victims telephone number </tt></FONT></p><p align="left"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="5"><tt>4 Listen in and hear your victims reaction!</tt></FONT></p><P align=center><FONT face="Arial" color=#ff0000 size="3"><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#ff0000> </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="3"> </FONT><p><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="4"><U><b><tt>Full Explanation:</tt></b></U><b><tt> </tt></b></FONT></p><p align="justify"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="3">Jokeline Gold allows you to play lots of different pranks on your friends, boss, or anyone else you`d like to fool. </FONT></p><p align="justify"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="3">The jokes take the form of bogus phone calls from a variety of demented individuals who will bemuse and confuse your chosen target. Jokeline calls can be forwarded to any phone number in the UK, including mobile phones. </FONT></p><p align="justify"><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="3">The calls are very realistic your victim will actually think that they are speaking to a person rather then a computer. You will be able to hear their reaction, but no matter how loud you laugh they will not hear you! Go on! Call</FONT><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="#FF003
" size="3"><b> 09067 380 080</b></FONT><FONT face="Arial Narrow" color="black" size="3"> and get a mate irate!</FONT></p><P align=center><FONT face="Arial" color=#ff0000 size="3"><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#ff0000><tt> </tt></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><FONT face="Arial" color="black" size="2">Calls to 09067 no`s cost one pound per minute and last up to 3 minutes. Calls <b>from</b> mobiles may cost more. Please seek bill payers permission.
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