[IWE] Good, Bad & Ugly

golf_lover44 iwe@warhead.org.uk
Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:21:51 -0800 (PST)

Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce. 
Ugly: He's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing. 
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. 
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. 
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there. 
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion. 
Bad: He's a cross-dresser. 
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old
Bad: She keeps interrupting. 
Ugly: With corrections. 

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